My brain interpreted the knife as a cigarette butt which is even worse
ExtinctWallaby
r/stupidfoodbutgimme
toastedstoker
They’re pranking you
h2opolopunk
Straight to the guillotine!
seniordonvic
That deserves the guillotine
a_guy121
Not only is this a crime, this is an international pizza incident.
Alert Naples
Scruffy_Nerf_Hoarder
If this is what American pizza was actually like, I would be a hell of a lot skinnier.
BussHateYear
I want that knife though
tito9107
Burger toppings lol
gbgrogan
The French are ruthless
SciasCollie
Da fuq
balki_123
Still better than real american “pizza”.
Euphoric_Egg_4198
That better be ranch dressing in the middle 🦅 🇺🇸
Maslorez228
Here in Ukraine American pizza usually means tons of corn and french fries for some reason
ASecularBuddhist
Because French American pizza is so hot right now.
I mean, it’s literally hot. Like not cold.
hors3withnoname
In a parallel world American-Italian make non authentic American food
hors3withnoname
I don’t care what American or Italians or French say, raw tomato is a crime for me
DefrockedWizard1
maybe American college student dorm pizza
Rockout2112
Are there….beans in that pizza?
Snowconetypebanana
Was the knife a topping?
Initial_Suspect7824
Looks American alright.
4shitzngigelz
im_rickyspanish
Looks like hamburger pizza?
t0p_n0tch
This is the representation we get for pushing the Nazis out? SMH
HopperRising
This means war…
Spiritual_Series_139
Ewww what the fuck is it
DrierYoungus
As an American, I’m offended, but also yes I would eat the shit out of this
seriousFelix
An American in France ordering an Italian dish? Your sister and I should meet. I do this in Spain
EidolonRook
I can forgive most of this, but the French should know better than to serve a dish with undercooked crust. That’s an insult to your culture. How could you not know how to cook BREAD of all things.
bloopie1192
Where the pizza?
DryDependent6854
I’ve always heard that “American pizza” outside the US is supposed to include hot dogs and French fries???
mmunro69
Why would you ask for an American pizza in France????
yum_paste
Honestly who goes the France and orders American Pizza?
AppropriateTouching
They didnt even cut it?
Jorvalt
Is there no sauce on this pizza, or is it some kind of white sauce?
yourMommaKnow
So, cheeseburger pizza?
brokenmcnugget
guilty with an enhanced charge of impersonation of an American pizza and an additional charge of theft due to crust over sizement.
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Fuckin’ Fr*nch
My brain interpreted the knife as a cigarette butt which is even worse
r/stupidfoodbutgimme
They’re pranking you
Straight to the guillotine!
That deserves the guillotine
Not only is this a crime, this is an international pizza incident.
Alert Naples
If this is what American pizza was actually like, I would be a hell of a lot skinnier.
I want that knife though
Burger toppings lol
The French are ruthless
Da fuq
Still better than real american “pizza”.
That better be ranch dressing in the middle 🦅 🇺🇸
Here in Ukraine American pizza usually means tons of corn and french fries for some reason
Because French American pizza is so hot right now.
I mean, it’s literally hot. Like not cold.
In a parallel world American-Italian make non authentic American food
I don’t care what American or Italians or French say, raw tomato is a crime for me
maybe American college student dorm pizza
Are there….beans in that pizza?
Was the knife a topping?
Looks American alright.
Looks like hamburger pizza?
This is the representation we get for pushing the Nazis out? SMH
This means war…
Ewww what the fuck is it
As an American, I’m offended, but also yes I would eat the shit out of this
An American in France ordering an Italian dish? Your sister and I should meet. I do this in Spain
I can forgive most of this, but the French should know better than to serve a dish with undercooked crust. That’s an insult to your culture. How could you not know how to cook BREAD of all things.
Where the pizza?
I’ve always heard that “American pizza” outside the US is supposed to include hot dogs and French fries???
Why would you ask for an American pizza in France????
Honestly who goes the France and orders American Pizza?
They didnt even cut it?
Is there no sauce on this pizza, or is it some kind of white sauce?
So, cheeseburger pizza?
guilty with an enhanced charge of impersonation of an American pizza and an additional charge of theft due to crust over sizement.
wtf?